so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
and you fell through a lawn chair
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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