so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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