did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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