Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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