I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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