You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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