5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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