it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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