she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Randomize
