You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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