If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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