His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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