Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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