I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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