How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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