i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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