A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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