you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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