No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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