I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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