I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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