Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I have tasted many bathrooms
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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