I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I AM VODKA MAN
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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