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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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