we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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