Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
