How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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