Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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