yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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