He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
