First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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