its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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