Already got asked if we're dating
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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