if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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