They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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