I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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