This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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