Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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