I think I can smell my own vagina right now
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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