your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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