But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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