I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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