Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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