this boner is exhausting
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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