I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He told me they were just razor bumps!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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