The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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