I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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