Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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