i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dignity is for republicans.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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