its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So squirting runs in the family.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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