Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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